I Peter Ross do solemnly pledge that in this article about Scotland's only gay football team I will avoid any and all cheap references to balls, communal baths and playing for the other side. I swear this on my copy of the 1978 Roy Of The Rovers annual and a foxed paperback of Myra Breckinridge.
The gay football team in question are HotScots FC. They have played only three matches so far, but managed to beat an English side, the London Leftfooters, and will represent Scotland in the gay world cup this August. Roll over James McFadden and tell Smeato the news, the HotScots are national heroes in the making.

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